You might be a missionary kid if:

Here is a cute list from some MK's!  (missionary kids)

You might be a missionary kid if:

1. You flew before you could walk.

2. At 20 years old you have a passport, but no driver’s license.

3. You watch a documentary on National Geographic and recognize someone.

4. You get homesick while watching National Geographic.

5. You watch a documentary on the Animal Channel and think how good that would be stir-fried.

6. You shake your shoes out before putting them on.

7. You’re only 7 years of age, but speak with authority about the quality of airline travel.

8. People send you packets of Kool-Aid for your birthday.

9. You have friends from or in 29 different countries.

10. You tell people where you’re from and their eyes get big.

11. The nationals say things like, “I used to know an American...” then ask if you know the guy.

12. Your mother gets excited over finding Doritos at 7-Eleven®.

13. You stockpile mangoes.

14. You go to school in a Cessna rather than a school bus.

15. Your dad scolds you in Swahili when you are on furlough.

16. While you were on furlough, your dad preached a sermon on Joseph, & he called him Yusufu the entire time.

17. You go on furlough, and your mom buys everything in the store.

18. Your family gathers around the computer to check email.

19. Your first trip driving through town on furlough was a disaster, because you honked your horn continuously.

20. You’re in college now, but the stringy hair and braces picture taken while you were in 5th grade is still gracing refrigerators all across America.

21. Your 5 foot tall mother is taller than most of the members in your church.

22. At your yard sale, the 80 year-old man next door buys your mother’s culottes and wears them!

23. When you find a bug in your food, you calmly pick it out and finish eating.

24. You know more about a blow gun than a BB gun.

25. When on furlough, your cousin shows you his pet frog and you get hungry.

26. It does not seem unusual to you to buy dinner while sitting at a red light.

27. Going to the post office is the highlight of your day.

28. Your father stops 8 times on the way to church to pick up 19 people in his 12 passenger van.

29. When you are asked to recite the alphabet you ask, “Which one?”

30. You have strong opinions about how to cook bugs.

31. You believe vehemently that football is played with a round, spotted ball.

32. Someone brings up a certain sports team, and you get the sport wrong.

33. You refer to gravel roads as highways.

34. Someone in your home country has to explain to you that the double yellow line means that only oncoming traffic can drive on that side of the road—even if there is no oncoming traffic—and you don’t get it.

35. Someone in your home country has to explain to you that the red light means stop, every time, even if there is a slight break in the cross traffic, and you have to stay stopped until the light turns green.

36. Someone in your home country has to explain to you that you can’t just give the policeman a dollar after committing some infraction.

37. Your friends accuse you of being a maniacal driver, but you’re driving exactly as your dad taught you.

38. You go to Taco Bell and have to put 5 packets of hot sauce on your taco but it’s still a little bland.

39. You go off to college, and your study of minor keys in music theory makes you homesick.

40. You won’t eat Uncle Ben’s rice, because it doesn’t stick together.

Now, for part two. The rest of these were written by our family with a great deal of laughter. Everything you read below has actually happened, except for numbers 6 and 7.

1. You don’t know how to work a seatbelt.

2. When you go on furlough, your grandma turns on the vacuum cleaner and you run from the room screaming in terror.

3. When you go on furlough, you have to have relatives meet you at the airport with shoes and socks.

4. When you go on furlough, the self-flushing toilets at Walmart cause your heart to skip a beat.

5. When you go on furlough, the automatic doors at the grocery store entertain you for hours.

6. You go to America and wonder why nobody is carrying anything on their head.

7. Every member of your family carries a can of raid in a holster.

8. Your mom takes a can of raid to an outdoor wedding.

9. You are driving down the road, hit a large pothole, and the door falls off your van.

10. You had to go to another country just to be born.

11. Your family’s Christmas Eve tradition is to sleep in the room that has the air-conditioner.

12. You tell people you live in Cambodia, and they say, “Isn’t that in Africa?”

13. You tell people you live in Cambodia, and they say, “How long does it take to drive there?”

14. You are more proficient in counting Khmer riel than US dollars and cents.

15. When you are on furlough, you or any one of your siblings could step into the pulpit and finish your dad’s sermon because you know it by heart.

16. You are not an accomplished singer or musician, but have played or sung in dozens of churches.

17. Someone who does not realize you speak their language starts saying really mean things about you right in front of you.

18. You start asking your dad to buy you a jacket, because it is 70 degrees outside.

19. When you are on furlough, your dad slows down and looks both ways at every intersection—even when the light is green.

20. You see someone 8 blocks from your house wearing something you just threw in the trash 15 minutes ago.